The Dead Part of You

I was going to write about the last few records I bought, but instead wanted to explain the reasoning behind my latest impulse purchase, a TomTom. I've obviously wanted one for the tech/map factor, and while it's not necessary in my day to day life, it would be occasionally very useful. When did it become so necessary in my life?

It became necessary when someone published a Joanna Lumley voice hack, that's when. Sweetie, you have arrived at your destination.

Additionally, I want the drag queen hack ["GURL, you done FUCKED UP now. I said LEFT."] and the pearl clutcher hack ["MARY! Turn your clicker on! Turn your clicker on, we're gonna turn right!"].