The Dead Part of You

So one night when Rob and I were researching Amway Sales Reps and Swingers online [I am CONVINCED there is a connection] I came across Michael and Vicki. They're swingers, not Amway sales reps. They're on the circuit, they go to all the events. With their camera.



In case you haven't figured it out, not all of these images are child friendly. Here's one from the "Testicle Festival". In my next life, I want the job where you think up names for swinger events.



I have to admit, I'm not really sure what exactly is going down in that picture.

One of the things I love about Michael and Vicki is that they are grandparents. I think a lot of these people are parents and grandparents and I just don't know what I would ever do if I found out my parents were swingers.



Another thing about swingers is that while girls can touch girls, and boys can touch girls, apparently, the boy-boy touch is OFF LIMITS!!11@!!@ Then again, I can't really see myself touching a lot of these people. Is there a Flickr pool for "SAD AMATEUR PORNOGRAPHY"? There should be.



At least they're not trying to sell me Amway.