The Dead Part of You

I bought a new phone this weekend [go full qwerty keyboard!], and am ready to retire my old Flavor of Love ring tone ["The bitch - she, she spit in my hair, and a little tiny bit got on my face, so I'm gonna whoop that bitch's ass, and I mean it"].

'Cause when life get ahold of you, it uses no Vaseline. It simply bends you over, and it's very painful.

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Additionally, Thela's "You ghetto banshee bitches..." will make an excellent alternate.